Slack-lining naked in Utah — with a rope tied to his genitals

I’m sorry, but hell to the no.

This man holds the world record for walking the longest length of slackline – like a tightrope, but not nearly so tight, 200 feet in the air without any kind of safety line.

But last year, Andy Lewis and some friends did it in Moab with safety lines. Balancing 200 feet above the ground below, these slackliners took the expression of living dangerously even one step further — by tightrope walking naked. Oh, but he had to outdo them all and even take it another step. He strapped his safety line to his genitals. That, to me, would be an extra incentive not to slip and fall.

The group was taking part in the Gobble Gobble Bitches Yeah Highline Festival in Moab, Utah.

And here he is in a video naked, high above the canyon floor in a 2012 run in Yosemite, California.

A short documentary done by him with his world record walk (clothed) is here.

(I’m afraid I have been unable to find uncensored photos of this event.)